Unknown number: *calls me*
Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that
Unknown number: *calls me*
Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that
beat it with a fucking broom beat it into the fucking ground die die die
This is that phenomenon where you see something everywhere when you’ve only just heard of it because I’ve seen 5 instances of altar bread in the first hour of being awake and I didn’t know what it was before then
You dont know what life tastes like